Geiger Counter
Telling your friends you're on your way but showing up an hour later.
I'm so starving where is Joey Buttafuoco? I dunno he said he was on his way. He must be operating on Geiger Counter time.
Geiger Counter
A device designed to count geigers.
Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!