Gelk
1. The act of pulling on your dick so hard that it will give your dick extra length and girth
I had a nice Gelk last night with my bro, Issac Newton
Gelk
The sound you make when you are punched in the throat.
"Hey, look at that bastard. You should go punch him in the throat."
*punch
"Gelk!"
*punch
"Gelk!"
Gelking
The process in which you submit your penis to a serious of twisting, jerking movements in order to increase its size.
"I started gelking and it grew."
"My grith was lacking so i gelked."
"My grith was lacking so i gelked."
gelk
1. The name a member of the human race such as george w bush would go by.
2. idiot
3. twat
2. idiot
3. twat
Bobbie Hall, you are such a gelk.
Just fuck off you fucking gelk.
Just fuck off you fucking gelk.