and a week later he died
Similar to 'and then I found five dollars', but with more emphasis on how the story was not spicy enough, or needed that extra bit of oomph. Originates from an English exam produced by CS Enterprises.
CS: After seeing his father in hospital, the man went home. And a week later he died.
JH: Damn.
CS: Yeah, I know. Shurikan!!!!!
JH: Damn.
CS: Yeah, I know. Shurikan!!!!!