Gentleman's sausage
A polite word for a Penis, used by former Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson when he is referring to a penis. Can be used to describe your penis being large in length and diameter.
"Have you seen the size of my Gentleman's sausage, it's like looking at a Frankfurt!"
gentleman sausage
British-English slang for penis and testicles. Dick
Used as a noun in a proper high-society situation, typically among aristocrats. "Why that Gentleman Sausage was distasteful"