Geof
Some guy with an Urban Dictionary mug.
I wonder what handsome comedic genius got that mug for Geof
Geoffed
The act of having your roomba run over feces and then spreading it on the floor and walls.
I came home last night to find my house Geoffed. Now I have to buy a new roomba!
Geoffing
Verb ~ Standing uncomfortably close to people
Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.
Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.
“I peaked outside and before I knew it I was being geoffed from every angle”
“I looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing me”
“I looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing me”
GeoFS
GeoFS is a 12 year old online browser game that surprisingly can run on the worst PCs ever invented in the history of mankind. The game tries to pathetically teach you how to fly a plane even though the physics in the game are really unrealistic and terrible. Everything about the game is terrible including the community which includes a bunch of little kids who pretend that they are in the military and pretend to shoot down other planes even though you can't in the game because it's way too unrealistic. These kids call themselves "GeoFS Tubers" and post crappy videos of themselves playing this game on YouTube. GeoFS' navigational data is literally stolen by the developer from Google Earth before he got sued and Google ended his license. The planes in the game themselves are stolen 3d models which the indie developer randomly buys from sketchfab.com or 3d warehouse. Even though it's a free game the creator tries to make money by asking the players for 10 bucks to get a higher resolution of the game which is really just Bing Maps. A bunch of streamers have made notable fame using this game by filming themselves flying for hours and getting other people to fly alongside them to get featured on YouTube, Twitch, Facebook live, or possibly even Only Fans.
Friend 1: I just started playing GeoFS and I wanna become a pilot now!
Friend 2: Get off that terrible game immediately if you actually want to know how to fly.
Friend 2: Get off that terrible game immediately if you actually want to know how to fly.
Geoffed It
Make a mistake that can not be rectified. Produce scrap. Traditionally used in Mechanical Engineering workshops around Keighley.
Its Geoffed, I've Geoffed It
geoffed
A verb to the Bass singer from Voiceplay called Geoff Castellucci.
1: Means to blunder or fail, or to mess up in the most awesome way possible.
2: to do something Geoff would do or otherwise deny that he did it.
“I did not Geoff that take! Y’all are geoffed up!”
1: Means to blunder or fail, or to mess up in the most awesome way possible.
2: to do something Geoff would do or otherwise deny that he did it.
“I did not Geoff that take! Y’all are geoffed up!”
„I'm sorry, I totally geoffed that!“
„Dont geoff it!“
„Dont geoff it!“
geoffed
Used as a verb. To geoff onself. Refers to someone doing something prematurely
The batter in the 9th inning geoffed himself and ended up striking out
This female cop was frisking me and when she touched my leg I Geoffed myself.
This female cop was frisking me and when she touched my leg I Geoffed myself.