George Lucas
A great visionary storyteller, and the man who created Star Wars. Lately, he's been too influenced by the money and the technology involved in filmmaking, rather than the story of the prequels. That's why the new movies suffer.
I think of him as Darth Lucas.
George Lucas
With a mind sullied by wealth, this director/producer wouldn't know a finished product if it creamed on him. Currently focusing most of his time on ruining trilogies, Lucas spends about two hours a day on Skywalker Ranch wearing a storm trooper helmet and beating off in a pile of money-- similar to how Bono beats off infront of the mirror.
George Lucas is a smug fuck. What is his problem?
George Lucas
Someone blind to the irony of their rags-to-riches story
He's more machine now than man, twisted & evil....
George Lucas
Specifically, "To pull a George Lucas". To take something perfect and then fuck it up with extra unnecessary shit.
"Dude that is some nice curry you got there!!"
"Thanks, let me just add some pineapple and ham to it and it will be just the way I invisioned it!"
"Aaaand you just pulled a George Lucas..."
"Thanks, let me just add some pineapple and ham to it and it will be just the way I invisioned it!"
"Aaaand you just pulled a George Lucas..."
George Lucas
To Fuck up a movie, or series of movies.
Werewolf: Man, from what I read, they're really going to George Lucas the Hobbit up. Frodo wasn't even born yet. I don't to see him.
George Lucas
The biggest sell out on the planet.
George Lucas only cares about money.
George Lucas
A beard grown to disguise a double chin.
"That George Lucas really helps define your jawline. Without it, you'd look like a potato."
"Um, thanks."
"Um, thanks."