George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs
Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.
I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!