George Washington High School

This is a school filled with mother fucking creekers and dumnbass rednecks. The best part of this school is that the cool kids are rednecks. The football kids are a bunch of niggers on roids. They piss pants when they lose and they really need there best player back Ryan Switzer. BUT WE ALL LOVE.

All the kids think they are ultra-cool prodigy kids when in reality they are just immature awkward dorks who talk about their wooden duck sculptures and Greek Mythology fan fiction they have been writing. The teachers are kinda nice but the students always interrupt class to go off on a stupid, dorky tangent that wastes everyone's time. It's supposed to be a really good education but I feel like an idiot.

Some classmates will find your email or Skype handle and start messaging you, even when you very obviously hint that you aren't interested. No, I don't want to be friends with you, you seem weird.