gepettoed
used when a person just recently got slammed with a sexual underachievement joke
Troy- Women call me pinnochio
Geoff- Yeah, except he can get wood
Kevin- Dude, you just got Gepettoed!
Geoff- Yeah, except he can get wood
Kevin- Dude, you just got Gepettoed!
gepetto
A guy who is able to carve out a woman when the odds are stacked against him (ie. she is surrounded by many other men).
I was in a club in barbados. It was full of dudes, but yet Gepetto managed to carve out the one female in the club.
Gepetto
Simply put: a pedophile
1. That Bernie Fine looking fellow over there is a total Gepetto.
2. Don't bend over little boy! That priest is def a Gepetto.
3. The curly, greasy hair on Giuseppe's head gave him the appearance of being a Gepetto.
2. Don't bend over little boy! That priest is def a Gepetto.
3. The curly, greasy hair on Giuseppe's head gave him the appearance of being a Gepetto.
Gepetto
When fisting a girl...open hand and move fingers around..like a puppeteer
Man..see that girl right there yo...i went gepetto on that last night
Gepetto
A girl who has total control of her boyfriend as if she were a puppeteer able to manipulate strings attached to the puppet (also known as Pinnochio).
Dat beotch is totally yanking yo string - she tinks she is Gepetto yo!
Ghetto Gepetto
Someone who has a keen tolerance for crappy objects to the point where people start to think his or her life is a complete dump.
-"Here comes Adam in his piece of shit car."
-"You mean Ghetto Gepetto in his GepettoMobile."
-"You mean Ghetto Gepetto in his GepettoMobile."
gepetto nettle
Something Young Thug says. Definition unknown.
I just got a ghetto Gepetto nettle
Now, I’m kinda messy ‘cause I’m lit.
Now, I’m kinda messy ‘cause I’m lit.