gerberler
A straight guy whom puts things up his ass for sexual enjoyment.
Aw, shit..not again Bro--those two oranges and 4 frozen grapes you had stuck up there, suffering through the embarrassment of all those doctors, nurses, residents, interns, etc. observing the removal process, after stressing and sneaking off to the ER in hopes your girl wasn't going to figure out you're a gerberler wasn't enough for you to learn your lesson..? I guess not, because here you are again, like many gerbelers, back in the ER with____stuck up in your ass!