Gerbil Pig
A gerbil pig is what you call that one cute friend that may or may look like a guinea pig. The name originates from a gerbil mixed with a guinea pig. Pronounced with a hard G. (Ger-bul-pig)
Person 1: Wow that guys kinda cute, but he has kinda weird teeth.
Person 2: He must be a Gerbil Pig!!!
Person 2: He must be a Gerbil Pig!!!