Andorra-Man

A professional footballer deemed as a Goat who has scored the highest international goals in history but has them against low side teams we have never heard of like Lithuania, Luxembourg and more recently, Andorra.

A Portuguese penalty merchant who made a international career out of stat padding vs Andorra. He only shows up against the Andorra farmers and stat pads goals against them. His famous words are "Give me freedom,give me fire, give me Andorra or I retire". Without Andorra this Portuguese penalty merchant wouldn't have a career.