Gerbilzinger
Pope Benedict's alias.
"Damn, that Gerbilzinger is involved in another scandal? Sheeeeeeeeeetttt!!"
"That's right dirty dog. One of his archbishops had their ring kissed by Vaya Con Cornholio. Looks like another gerbil got zinged."
"That's right dirty dog. One of his archbishops had their ring kissed by Vaya Con Cornholio. Looks like another gerbil got zinged."