Geremy Tibbles
Geremy Tibbles was born 1232 on an uknown date in somwhere in Sibera by will of Communism alone. He lived there for a century before teaching Karl Marx about Communism. He was a drinking buddy of Lenin and Chairman Mao and once beat Stalin in a game of beer pong. Upon the disbanding of the Soviet Union in the 90's he moved to America where he attempted to gather a following of fellow communists and retake Mother Russia. He failed, but is now drinking champion of New England and wanted for drunk in public.
Geremy Tibbles is the greatest communist ever.