Geriatric Traffic
When one is going well under the speed limit do to an old person driving in front of them, forcing them to be late, pissed off, etc
(Calling on a Cell)
Lisa: Hello
John: Hey, its me
Lisa: What's up
John: I'm going to be late, im caught behind some major geriatric traffic on broadway avenue.
Lisa: Hello
John: Hey, its me
Lisa: What's up
John: I'm going to be late, im caught behind some major geriatric traffic on broadway avenue.