Gericatric
That weird stage in a cat's life when it's no longer a kitten but isn't dead yet
Lauren: "Aww, how old is this furball?"
Kristen: "I dunno, he has to be gericatric by now."
Kristen: "I dunno, he has to be gericatric by now."
Gericatric
An elderly cat
"So she can't chase mice anymore?"
"No, she's a gericatric."
"No, she's a gericatric."