gerk your shirt
when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.
"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"