German Bath
a more elaborate version of a 'Dutch Oven' where the unwilling participant is held underneath the bed covers while the assailant gently shits the bed.
"She broke up with me when my dutch oven accidently turned into a German Bath. There was shit everywhere...."
german sponge bath
Having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of German dog.
Upon waking I discovered that I was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the German sponge bath I received after passing out. I should stop drinking tequila.
German Hulk Chest Bath
The smearing of a deviled egg across the chest of a large, overly furry man by a young girl. The man must then lick his chest patch clean.
Dude just got a German Hulk Chest Bath from Disney with that deviled egg.