German Surfer
Noun: Self-induced fellatio. Usually whilst straddling a surfboard amid the ocean surf at sunset.
"I just gave myself a German Surfer."
"I bet that guy just gave himself a German Surfer."
Man 1: "Hey, I just sucked my own dick."
Man 2: "You mean to say you just gave yourself a German Surfer?"
Man 1: "Indeed, it was quite satisfactory."
"I bet that guy just gave himself a German Surfer."
Man 1: "Hey, I just sucked my own dick."
Man 2: "You mean to say you just gave yourself a German Surfer?"
Man 1: "Indeed, it was quite satisfactory."