Germish

The politically correct way of saying the language of Gerpersony (Germany).

Germish is the official meaning for anything that is a mix of vanilla and chocolate.

A mental illness where individuals suffering from it are prone to erratic behavior and thoughts.

Symptoms include: saying bizarre shit, talking to yourself in public, eating whole boxes of Oreos, and/or traveling around the greater metropolitan area seeking the best black and white cookie. Note: this list is NOT inclusive of all the symptoms of Germish but includes symptoms that have been empirically identified by professionals and reviews by their peers.

While the causes are still unknown, there is some research identifying that there is connection between this illness and being Bulgarian.

Treatment: wrapping oneself in Saran Wrap for extended periods of times.

If you believe you or a loved is suffering from this illness please contact a mental health professional immediately

A combination between German and Spanish.

A mixture between German and Irish. We're drunken nazis! Aaaaaaaaaand stuff. Mostly used to mock all the abbreviations most people use in their typing. Zing!

A person of both Irish and German heritage.

Germish Americans are often from Midwestern and Catholic cities where large numbers of German and Irish folks came together, got drunk, had sex, and then had to get married before the lady started to show since they were good, devote Catholics...but just liked to have a little bit too much fun. After getting married, these couples then produced small armies of children who made similar mistakes with the children of other "mixed" couples, and produced their own small armies, and so on, thus producing the large Germish American populations seen in cities such as Cincinnati, Ohio.

A benefit of being Germish is having freckles and maybe even red hair, but also being to a get a tan. Best of both worlds.

A person who is Irish/German, but is to tired to pronounce either and it comes out as Germish.