Germ-X
Something you should never use as a lubricant when jacking off.
Sandra: My brother is such a retard.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.
Germ-X
Brand of sanitizer used for hand-washing to decrease bacteria on the skin. *Effective at eliminating over 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little as 15 seconds. Special moisturizes leave hands smooth.
Can be a great substitute for when soap and water are not within reach.
Can be a great substitute for when soap and water are not within reach.
Yo, Jimmy! My hands are all sticky after I fondled. Gimme some o' that Germ-X!!
germ-x
1)Something you use to clean the inside of the computer
2)A drink common to have at school for lunch.
2)A drink common to have at school for lunch.
1)I use germ-x to get rid of the dust in my computer tower.
2)I drank germ-x for my lunch
2)I drank germ-x for my lunch
germ-x
1)Something you use to clean the inside of the computer
2)A drink common to have at school for lunch.
2)A drink common to have at school for lunch.
1)I use germ-x to get rid of the dust in my computer tower.
2)I drank germ-x for my lunch
2)I drank germ-x for my lunch
Germ x lube
When an emo needs lube so he can get it on with another emo.
The emo kid rubbed his nub with germ x lube
It's Germ-x
A way to inform someone that a liquid on a table is just hand sanitizer. (Not to be confused with the phrase "you're an idiot")
A pregnant woman offers someone a towel to clean up " whatever is on the table." Someone else harmlessly replies: "It's Germ-x," and then gets sent to vice principal's office, where he is then sent to ISD for the rest of the day.
a Germ-X Percent
A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.
Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”
Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”
I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.