gernade
An illiterate's spelling of the word grenade.
Idiot: zOMG THROW TEH GERNADE.
Smart person: Gernade isn't a word in English, did you mean grenade?
Smart person: Gernade isn't a word in English, did you mean grenade?
Gernade
Ugly ass girl who hangs around the hot girl your tryin to bang and just wont let you get laid
You go out and you find a chick whos smokin hot and she has a friend who is fat as hell and ugly as shit your tryin to ditch this ugly bitch all night so you can get sum but she just wont stop cock blockin you thats a Gernade a Landmine is the skinny version of a Gernade
Gernade
something the people on jersey shore say a lot. it means a fat-ass ugly girll
don't let thh gernade blow up near yhu bro!
sitting on the gernade
when you keep the fat ugly bitch occupied while your buddy scores with the hot chick
rob got to bang that hot bitch last night...while i got stuck sitting on the gernade
jizz gernade
Word used by Adam Carolla on Love line to describe jacking off
Tony's popping a jizz gernade
Hippie Gernade
The lone seed that doesn't get picked out of your smoke before flame is applied. horrible odor and taste.
The smell of a hippie gernade cleared the circle in only seconds.
dirty gernade
when your geting a blow job and in the middle of it you turn around and shit in her face
i totaly gave her a dirty gernade last night!