Andreas Fat
Now this is different to your typical "fat". "Andreas Fat" hints at an extreme amount of weight gained by eating inhuman ammounts of food. This is even more accurate if the food is somewhat past it's expiration date. If any of your friends are Andreas Fat be sure to greet them with "hey fatty".
Wow you're Andreas Fat
Fat Andrea
Insecure, narcissistic hermaphrodite (sex unknown)who is a pathological liar. When you ask guys who've slept with her why she's sho disgusting to them they say she had an ass smelling, offensive odor to her abnormal looking vag(hence hermaphrodite). Body shaped like a potato with hot dog nipples. No boobs just long stretched out nipples. Jerky tough with a rotten meat curtain down below. Potato time is whenever Fat Andrea wants to get naked and have sexy time. Potato body, hot dog titties, and a cottage cheese ass. Leave her in Owosso where you find her... she's a bit methy.
Eww dawg! You're drunk! Don't take that Fat Andrea home! I heard it's mentally ill and it definitely looks like a potato with legs!