Get Cedar’d
The act of being absolutely obliterated by the gentlemen of Cedar Lofts Apartment 16. Also known as an unavoidable wave of randomness that hits you in the face and basically leaves you stunned. There is absolutely nothing you can physically or mentally do to prepare yourself for your cedar moment but it will happen regardless. Getting Cedar’d could be anything from breaking chairs, to Sean one two comboing you in front of your girlfriend. Also know as a very unpredictable phenomenon.
“Diego just stole a 10 pound ham from the Walmart, get Cedar’d”