Get Guyed

To be bullied or made fun of because of your lack of intelligence and/or friends

Yea, if you're on here, sorry, but I can't come over to give you a full makeover. This dumbass typing is the best it'll get. Anyway, it depends. Which girl are you?:

"I talk to him (well, I try) but he answers quietly with almost no words..."
If you're THIS girl, chances are, he already likes someone else. BUT NOT ALL HOPE IS LOST. There's no ring on that stubby finger!! If he is showing signs of not wanting to talk to you, definitely don't start a convo. You mustttttt wear your hottest fit and DO NOT talk or look at him, even if he's looking at you.

"We're besties but he likes this rlly pretty girl and idk how to tell him that I like him..."
If you're this girl-sorry boo. Find someone else. :/. lmaooo jkjk. Sorta... So if he actually likes you, definately flirt a little. Like ask him if he likes your fit and talk to him about things that might turn him on... Like talk about how your mini skirt is riding up or fix your bra or whatever lmao. Just make sure you do that before you tell him.

"I dont even think he knows my name"

If your THIS GIRL. Bitchhhh I feeeeel. I understand the daily pain! There's this guy who is friggin hotter than an egg on a sidewalk in 110 degree weather. He's sooo ohmggg....Anyways. We're here to talk about you not me pffft. (His name is Keagan and he plays b-ball and he has curly brown hair with tan skin and he keeps deleting his dumbass pics on insta so I can't even see his fuckin post of those rock hard abs anymoreeee).

To get a guy to talk to you, let HIM make the first move. Make eye contact and SMILE! I like this guy Keagan... Hot as an oven cooking sizzlin' steak lemme tell ya. He has like brown curly ish hair and tan skin, he's about 5 9 maybe 5 10 which is not my ideal height ( I usually like taller guys) but the point being... You need to make eye contact, not too much to the point where he looks away first. You always have to look away FIRST. This case might be different when looking at your enemy, but he IS NOT. obviously lol. Anyways... While you are looking at each other, try to smile... I know its like kinda cheesy, but TRUST me. It freakin works every time. Ill let you know what happens with Keagan though. I'm still in the process... But with past guys, this is def the way to go. SO, make sure that you look in the mirror and smile maybe like the day before so that you know how to smile the right way and not look like a dork. Not that you do! I'm sure you're B-e-a-utiful inside and out! Ehem. Moving on... For dressing... Not the substance you put on salad but like clothes~ Whatever kind he wears: Sporty, emo, skater boy, bad boy, car geek, minecraft junkie, you dress accordingly with your, get this, shoes! But it can't look like nikes and a tennis skirt tho. Make sure it goes. Guys pay attention to your shoes. How do I know these meaningful messages you ask? Simple. my bsfs a guy. well, most of my friends are guys. also guys like eyeliner. k byeeeeee

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A phrase to be said to anyone that ask for advice when going to the DMV for a driving test. The assumption is that the fat guy is a dick and will grade you tough.

The male equivalent to a Get-With Girl. (Refer to definition under "Get-With Girl.")

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