get in the van
The worst of all chat-ups.
Used by men who's father's never schooled them on
"picking up a lady".
Used by men who's father's never schooled them on
"picking up a lady".
Nicola: Woah, I like your tattoo
Josh: Get in the van.
Josh: Get in the van.
get in the van
A fun game to play when there is literally nothing better to do. Get a random phone number and text "Get in the Van".
Works well on drunk people.
Works well on drunk people.
Bored person: Get in the van!
Drunk person: Okay. Where is it?
Bored person: Right outside your house.
Drunk person: I looked. I don't see it.
Drunk person: Okay. Where is it?
Bored person: Right outside your house.
Drunk person: I looked. I don't see it.
get into my van
The last words that most children hear
These people r pedophiles.
They will give u nothing.
These people r pedophiles.
They will give u nothing.
Man "get into my van. I have vbucks and robux. Just get into my van."
Retarded ass child "Ok sure." (picks nose and eats the booger)
Man rapes child.
Retarded ass child "Ok sure." (picks nose and eats the booger)
Man rapes child.
Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider
A Nickelodeon Scandal.
Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"
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