Get sucked
This phrase is derived from the two phrases “get wrecked” and “you suck” so it means both of these phrases in one.
You just got shredded by an RE-45? Get sucked!
Ready to get sucked
Similar to a boner, but more specific. It means you've got a woody and you're ready to get your blow job on.
I looked over and saw that his pants were bulging at the crotch. He clearly had a ready to get sucked.
when life gets hard suck something hard
usually life gets hard for people so you should take my advice and suck something hard instead.
Life’s so hard why don’t i suck something hard like maddie said “when life gets hard suck something hard”
national get your dick sucked day
If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to
Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day
Alexis:ugh fine come with me
Alexis:ugh fine come with me
I would rather get my dick sucked
The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS
Get Sucked
Get fucked and you suck combined into one nice little package
Bob: *Spills big pot of soup*
George: “Get sucked”
George: “Get sucked”