Gettin' the Shaft

The shaft is like that 'deer in the headlights' moment when you realize fate just anally fucked your moral and your trust in the world is momentarily annililated.

Ever been broken up by your girl via text message blaming you for her own shitty idea?

Ever been lagged out of a match because your /b/ cousin can't help but hold your bandwith hostage with his Skpe-obsessed girlfriend?

Ever been denied phone sex because "I already finished"?

You, my fellow villian, have been given the shaft.