G'guntox
An extremely large g'gunt that has acquired sapience. Frequently large enough to swallow men whole and consume their souls. There exists a prophecy, telling of the coming queef from the great g'guntox that will end the universe and shatter space time. The plural is g'guntoxen.
That woman is no g'gunt, she's a g'guntox.
Angela is the greatest of the g'guntoxen.
Angela is the greatest of the g'guntoxen.