ghetto candy
The cheap, nasty candy left in the bottom of your trick or treat bag that you just can't stand to eat, but won't throw out because it's candy. If you have a choice between this candy and drinking pancake syrup for a sugar hit, you'd pick the syrup.
Alternatively, the cheap, nasty candy left in the bottom of the communal work candy dish, left there for the same reason.
Alternatively, the cheap, nasty candy left in the bottom of the communal work candy dish, left there for the same reason.
Worker One: "Ugh! There's nothing in the candy dish but ghetto candy! I'd rather eat sugar cubes!"
Worker Two: "Shut up! You ate all the good stuff; now it's your turn to buy some real candy!"
Worker One: (grabbing the sugar cubes) "Munch munch munch)
Worker Two: "Shut up! You ate all the good stuff; now it's your turn to buy some real candy!"
Worker One: (grabbing the sugar cubes) "Munch munch munch)