[Ghetto thang]
An inexplicably nice "thang", or "booty", which happens to be from the ghetto. The term "ghetto thang" originated in a small mid-western town, at a small and darkly lit billiards establishment known as "Frontier Lanes." The original "ghetto thang" is a legendary object, desired by some, admired by all.
Ghetto thang: The true "ghetto thang" remains an enigma, known but rarely seen, and only in fleeting glimpses. Maybe one day it will be captured on film, but until then, it remains only a legend.