Ghost Dump
The pleasantly surprising experience of not having to wipe after taking a dump.
"That feel when you go to wipe and are relieved in realizing it was a ghost dump, the task at hand has already been performed by an unseen and unknown force."
Ghost Dump
When you take a dump, and you feel your poop squeeze out your butt and go into the toilet, but when you look inside the toilet the poop is nowhere to be seen.
Guy #1: Holy shit dude, I just took a ghost dump.
Guy #2: What's that?
Guy #1: I took a huge dump, but there wasn't any poop in my toilet!
Guy #2: What's that?
Guy #1: I took a huge dump, but there wasn't any poop in my toilet!
Ghost Dump
Pronounced Go-st Duh-mp: noun.
1. The waste material left when a ghost takes a dump.
2. When a ghost comes and takes a dump for only those with special paranormal gifts to witness.
1. The waste material left when a ghost takes a dump.
2. When a ghost comes and takes a dump for only those with special paranormal gifts to witness.
Yikes! Don't step in that ghost dump!
Ghost dump
When you turn around what you were sitting on the toilet for is nowhere to be seen.
I was shitting on the toilet, then when I turned around there was nothing there, I think I just did a ghost dump.