ghost retard
A ghost that is retarded. You know how when you have a ghost but it doesn't scare you, that ghost is surely retarded.
Holy shit mike, did you just hear that non-threatening sound?, I bet it is your ghost retard trying to scare us again.
Ghost Whipping Retards
Chastising or yelling at a drunk or otherwise stupid person for unacceptable behavior.
When that drunk fuck pissed in the sink, the bouncer yelled at him for like ten minutes after throwing him out. That bouncer really gets off on Ghost Whipping Retards....