ghost-shave
youve been shaving every day for six weeks hoping that your partner would surprise you with a visit after work.
he never turned up, he never comes when he knows he is expected.
duh. stop the shaving and get back to work!
he never turned up, he never comes when he knows he is expected.
duh. stop the shaving and get back to work!
"wow Vonda your skin is looking real irritated. have you been losing it over a ghost-shave again???"