Gibbony
The appearance of someone who from a distance or through blurred vision appears hot, but when in focus they fall short of expectations.
You: "He's a looker!"
Me: "Nah he's just Gibbony"
Me: "Nah he's just Gibbony"
gibboni
Ape, gibbon form Asia, Italian; Gibboni
Those guys who work on the docks are a real bunch of gibbini's