Gibbsy

Code word to describe the most manipulative and dangerous fuckboy. This man is a player, disguised as a saint. He treats people as toys for his amusement, and not only for a night, but for weeks, months, or even years. He gets away with it with smooth talking and thirst trap dms. He will make a person feel like they are his one and only. But they are not. He is more than a narcissist, but will have you apologise for him hurting you and turn any situation into him being a victim. He keeps secrets from everyone and presents to the world as a role model, leader and champion. But this is just a disguise to distract the world from the manipulative evil he inflicts in secret.

a spectacled rapscallion widely known for being short whilst being only somewhat shorter than average height. Very organised, sometimes even officious. But overall to be called or likened to a Gibbsy is a massive compliment that one should not take for granted. It often suggests a likelihood to be regarded as the best production captain.

When told a funny joke, a Gibbsy will often only be able to roll on the floor with a red face gasping for air, not actually laughing but pulling the same facial expression as someone who is, it is for this reason that people with severe allergies are unfortunately often mistaken as Gibbsies and left to suffocate on the floor whilst the person who discovered them wonders what was so darn funny.