Gift-Guilting
An act of somebody buying you an expensive gift with the aim of guilting you into buying a gift of same value for them in return.
Damn, Anthony is gift-guilting me into buying him something expensive after he bragged about buying me some Tiffany jewelry for Christmas! I had to match him!
Guilt Gift
When your alcoholic father goes on a inebriated rage and the next day he feels guilty and buys you something of great value.
One night:
Your dad: "IM GONNA KILL YOU!"
You: "NO DADDY NO!"
The next day:
Your dad: "Hey im sorry about last night champ, guess what? Were going to go to Disney World!"
You: "Dad, this is just another Guilt Gift..."
Your dad: "IM GONNA KILL YOU!"
You: "NO DADDY NO!"
The next day:
Your dad: "Hey im sorry about last night champ, guess what? Were going to go to Disney World!"
You: "Dad, this is just another Guilt Gift..."
guilt gift
1. A gift one gives that is motivated purely by guilt.
2. A substitute for saying, "I'm sorry." Most effective when used by single wealthy men over 40 on their girlfriends.
2. A substitute for saying, "I'm sorry." Most effective when used by single wealthy men over 40 on their girlfriends.
1. "Oh that's a very pretty necklace!"
"Thanks - it was a guilt gift. This one's for Vegas."
2. "Why didn't you call me back?"
"Here, have some <guilt gift> chocolate!"
"Thanks - it was a guilt gift. This one's for Vegas."
2. "Why didn't you call me back?"
"Here, have some <guilt gift> chocolate!"