and then the condom broke
When you see a person walking towards you and you are having a conversation, you say "and then the condom broke" right when the person gets in hearing range to freak them out.
*Rachel walks towards Vince and Nicole*
Nicole: ...and then the condom broke.
Rachel: WHAT?!!?
Nicole: ...and then the condom broke.
Rachel: WHAT?!!?
my dads condom broke
This is the reason why I exist
Some time years ago.....
Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?
Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?