Gilch
When a guy ejaculates onto another guys gooch, and a girl sucks it off.
"So, last night, I was invited to a Gilchfest. And now my gooch is sticky. Time to hit the showers."
Gilch
Pure badassness, Period!
Gilch= Steven Segal x Eleventy billion
gilch
When one's scrotum is stuck to their inner thigh due to sweating. It will often required peeling the scrotum off of the inner thigh due to the discomfort that it causes.
It is so hot out that I am gilching. I will need to pick that soon.
gilch
When one rubs a cold stick of butter on the area between the rectum and the scrotum till it smells like hot corn.
john: Alex wut did you do last night with Rachel?
Alex: dude i gilched myself till Rachel smelled hot corn
Alex: dude i gilched myself till Rachel smelled hot corn
Gilch
A guitar great (adamgilchrest.com). First there was Satch, Slash and Madonna. Now there is Gilch
Gilch is one of the greatest guitar players ever
Gilch Gulpah
A person who is known for gulping gilches. A gilch is semen on a man’s taint
Yo! Andrew is a gilch gulpah
Gilch Gulpa
When one is known for gulping down gilches. A gilch is semen on a man’s area between his rectum and scrotum
Bro Andrew is the gilch gulpa!