gilgashit

An excrement of epic proportions. Often performed in times of serious need to get out of something. The word comes from the Sumerian epic of Gilgamesh, where an ordinary man sought after immortality. However, a Gilgashit is not about immortality or man's internal struggle, but about the nature of bowel movement and the courage it takes to leave such a mark on society.

an epic saga, where rilesworth skipped class every day to take a shit on the toilet. after five episodes, ending in return of the jedi, the journey was completed and he achieved enlightenment.

also an excuse to skip a class or something important.