Gilgie

Associated with the English ATAR year 12 examination. Gran loves these, yet the fucking bitch didn’t catch them for her. It is a small freshwater crayfish.

It is a waddling gobbling "it" who mows the classroom tiles. It is at an international war with Billop. It's favorite foods are pineapples. It will also take your stuff and hide it without permission if you leave it unguarded or unwatched. It got it's name by misspelling a word that none can remember coming out looking like " gilgy ." It has quite a background but is only known to few and the spectrum family.

Gilgy is an extremely popular northern chavist campaigner. He sub-conciously promotes all chavist culture and ideals with every step he takes, practically pioneering the art of living in a skip and stealing jewellery to all of mankind. He is appeased with chav worship everyday, primarily to satiate his thirst for chavist acts of ASBH and ingratuitous violence.