Gillooly stick
A metal baton used to whack someone, usually in the knee. Named for the one Jeff Gillooly used when he attacked Nancy Kerrigan.
"Clueless Don just crashed the system again."
"I'll whack him across the face with a Gillooly stick. That ought to get the message across for him not to do it again."
"I'll whack him across the face with a Gillooly stick. That ought to get the message across for him not to do it again."