Gillygut
A jovial father figure with an ample mid-section, a Gillygut is usually first to arrive and last to Pass Out. Displays "Flugger"-type tendencies... Spins Meat Missiles outdoors on warm summer eve's... Loves long walks on the beach, Pina Colada's, and getting caught in the rain.
Lets head to the lake kids, the Gillygut's have probably gathered... they'll be spinning Meat Missiles for everyone and drinking Pina Colada's aplenty