Gilofti
The infamous Gilofti is a very daring maneuver that is most commonly used by Giga Virgins, Reddit Mods, and old men of the age 60+ who didn't get their daily foot picture. The gilofti (sometimes known as Jilofti ) happens when you take a giant, PULSATING shit on the palm of your hand, and then continue to rub said shit across the shaft of your dick to disguise it. This method was commonly used in Vietnam by U.S. soldiers to disguise themselves from enemies. However, it has fallen from its high position of grace and is now used by Mexicans when trying to cross the border.
I shit myself PULSATINGLY, then slapped it straight onto my genitals to experience my first Gilofti