gimlet
The act of trying to catch sperm in one's own eye socket, or chin dimple, whilst masturbating.
From the relatively unknown Buddhist semi-state of Goomlut - a feeling of enormous self satisfaction; a sense of accomplishment; smugness if you will.
From the relatively unknown Buddhist semi-state of Goomlut - a feeling of enormous self satisfaction; a sense of accomplishment; smugness if you will.
Good Morning Sir, I'm afraid I won't make it into the office this morning, I threw my back out whilst attempting Gimlet. Never mind Rupert, I'll see you in the club at lunch time.
Wumple Gimlet
The situation that one Jonah Richard Giltz gets himself into after masturbating to completion while thinking about Tori’s Biloba. Immediately after slinging the monochromatic mustard shot, he then becomes the Lucky Pierre for three different groups of men, ingesting semen until his stomach expands with undulating desire and his anus puckers. The resulting space within his asshole then becomes the Wumple Gimlet, ready to receive the final loads, holding them until they ferment into an almost sludge-like, yet still malleable putty. Removing the contents of the Wumple Gimlet, and placing it in Jonah’s mouth is called The Roswell Pettybone Flower.
“Hey James, why isn’t Jonah home from work yet? It’s already 1am!”
“Dont you remember? He’s getting paid to do a Wumple Gimlet for those twinks in the East Village”
“Oh, right, how could I forget!?”
“Tonight is the 2-for-1, Man Skin Boot and the Wumple Gimlet for $29.03”
“What a bargain! Let’s kiss!”
“Okay! I enjoy your private parts, Dane”
“You’re so sweet, would you like to have a Dead Baby Popsicle with me? It’s from the batch of ‘09; perfectly preserved.”
“Hell yes! The parents are STILL looking for that mongoloid!”
“Dont you remember? He’s getting paid to do a Wumple Gimlet for those twinks in the East Village”
“Oh, right, how could I forget!?”
“Tonight is the 2-for-1, Man Skin Boot and the Wumple Gimlet for $29.03”
“What a bargain! Let’s kiss!”
“Okay! I enjoy your private parts, Dane”
“You’re so sweet, would you like to have a Dead Baby Popsicle with me? It’s from the batch of ‘09; perfectly preserved.”
“Hell yes! The parents are STILL looking for that mongoloid!”
gimlet-eyed
refers to an aging or world-weary barfly with eyes the color of a gin gimlet, or one who has consumed too many gin gimlets.
"I do believe that gimlet-eyed gent has soiled himself."
Slurping gimlet
That guy Phil is always slurping his girlfriends gimlet.
Hey babe, I remember when I was slurping gimlet on your friends couch.
Iowa City Gimlet
The act of putting soup in your romantic partners asshole, and then having them blast it on to your face. Usually a sexual act.
Mark: Hey man what happened to my Campbells Chicken Noodle?
Steve: Oh sorry man, Becky came over and gave me an Iowa City Gimlet with it.
Steve: Oh sorry man, Becky came over and gave me an Iowa City Gimlet with it.