Andy Chung
That Chinese guy you know who always digs out of the trash for food even when he has money just so he doesn't have to spend it, and maintains a very strong finder's keeper's philosophy. He will also constantly mention his excessive number of achievements on xbox and discuss how they are society's last symbol of excellence.
Hey... why is your friend digging through the trash for food? Didn't his parents give him money for lunch? Yeah... but hes being an Andy Chung so he can buy the next cod game and the new xbox.