Gingerman
A divine and mystical creature of incredible rarity; appears in the form of a thin pale skinned man with glasses and fiery red ginger hair and beard; can be attributed the importance and religious standing of a god. He is all powerful and the cause of all things mysterious.
Ermagerd it’s the Gingerman!
You cannot defy the Gingerman.
You do not find the Gingerman, he finds you.
You cannot defy the Gingerman.
You do not find the Gingerman, he finds you.