ginghasm
Getting off to either a certain fabric pattern, or to seeing a cute chick wearing a dress of said "country tablecloth" design.
Horny stud: I always have a major ginghasm within seconds of seeing any pretty farmer's daughter wearing dat simple-but-elegant basket-weave pattern, and so in order to not "waste my load" and make a huge mess in my shorts, I hastily ask said colorfully-clad cutie to lift up her nice cross-striped skirt and spread her legs for me so dat I can "deposit my eruption in da right place".