girlfriended
When you are supposed to be listening to some one but you zone them out and just say words (like okay or right) to make them feel like you are listening to the irrelevant things they are saying.
Josh: dude, the other night...
Bill: yeah
Josh: it was so crazy
Bill: mhmm
Josh: wtf, did you just girlfriended me.
Bill: bro, no way.
Josh: what did I just say?
Bill: uhh....
Bill: yeah
Josh: it was so crazy
Bill: mhmm
Josh: wtf, did you just girlfriended me.
Bill: bro, no way.
Josh: what did I just say?
Bill: uhh....
girlfriended
to have a girlfriend
Sorry, I am girlfriended
girlfriended
When a bro can't hang out with you due to his girlfriend. This can be for many reasons. Maybe they are going antiquing, she may not like some bro's, sex night, etc. Similar to pussywhipped.
Dude 1: Man, John can't come out tonight. Dude 2: Why not? Dude 1: He got girlfriended.
Girlfriend
something that you'll never have if you keep looking on this site.
Andrew: "Hey, did you hear about Anthony getting a girlfriend?
Tyler: "What the fuck is a girlfriend"
Tyler: "What the fuck is a girlfriend"
girlfriend
Something you will never get
You: i'll never get a girlfriend
girlfriend
something you don't have :(
me: don't have a girlfriend
you: that is very true :(
you: that is very true :(
girlfriend
something I have
I have a girlfriend