Girlfriendervention
Girlfriendervention (noun) : A girlfriend intervention. To interfere with the formation or continuation of your girlfriend's participation in a relationship with you, or to arrest the romantic girlfriendship of a friend that has been determined to be detrimental to some or all of the parties involved. (Verb: Girlfriendervene)
Mike knew a girlfriendervention was in order when he found the bunny in the pot on the stove.